Long overdue has been this first (of many to come) “Lord of the Rings” encounter. There was so much to take in, it’s almost hard to know where to start.

Hobbiton
I guess really the story begins in the Shire – otherwise known as Matamata. It was a bit of a long drive to get to Matamata from Te Puke (kiwi fruit capital of the world!) and in the classic 1-lane horrendously windy “highway” that always leaves me feeling slightly ill. The adventure began downtown Matamata as we awaited our tour guide (who I was hoping would be dressed up LOTR style). Our tour guide was not exactly what you would expect. A nice young man, he certainly was not born to entertain or be comfortable in social settings. He repeated the Hobbit Hole tour monologue in a halting, unnatural cadence. At first we thought a recording was playing in the tour bus…however the first awkward long pause after a poorly timed joke clued us in this might be a very long trip.
Hobbiton, or the Shire, was filmed on the Alexander farm. In fact during the filming Peter Jackson rented one of the properties on the Alexander farm and lived there until the filming was completed. The Alexander’s farm is still a working sheep/cattle farm today, as well as moonlighting as a LOTR destination station.
I can’t really recall much of the trip up to the farm…however I do remember the first moment departing the tour bus when we were told the tour was kicking off with a “sheep show”. We were lucky enough to have one of the Alexander sons be the sheep-shearer for the show. He explained to us how sheep-shearing works, and that great sheep-shearers will successfully shave the sheep in under a minute. This was not our video – but gives you an idea of what it looked like.
And then….it began. First off – the sheep was not willing. From the very start, this guy was not having it. After Mr. Alexander explained it takes less than a minute to shear a sheep, he went out to struggle with a very obstinate sheep for about 5 minutes. This sheep was fat, spent a lot of time kicking and screaming, and Mr. Alexander needed to use a heavy hand (or heavy body). There were two other parties on the tour – 2 lady friends from Aussie, and a family with two young children from Toronto. One of the children may have left screaming in the middle of this moment when the sheep was kicking so hard its whole body was elevating off the ground.

Sheep Shearing at Hobbiton
No question this was the highlight of the trip. You have to check out the photos…they are priceless. The second child left the room crying about the time that Mr. Alexander used his body weight to restrain our sheep. Once it was all over you just weren’t sure what to say. But then they brought in the baby sheep and let us bottle feed them which somewhat erased the horror of realizing the sheep had shit all over itself during the shearing.
Back on the bus we drove through the farm to arrive at the Shire. It is a lot smaller than you might have expected. And what they don’t tell you is that most of the Shire has been dissembled. However they do have lots of sign posts with photos of what it did look like during filming. The structures that have been left behind have all been altered so that they do not exactly resemble the movie due to copyright agreements. So Bag End…is painted white.

The Shire
And as you can see…construction work. Apparently we can look forward to Hobbiton being resurrected to its full glory as filming of The Hobbit is set to commence next year. Our tour guide entertained us with rehearsed and memorized stories from the filming of LOTR, and we spent considerable amounts of time looking and staring at empty fields/lakes. At the end of the tour they bring you up close to the hobbit holes, which you can’t actually walk into. Just an illusion I’m afraid. Bag End you can walk into a very small enclosure in the hill, but it’s barely tall enough to stand up straight in.
The tour wasn’t entirely what I had dreamed it would be – but then our tour guide came through at the very end. He asked if anyone wanted novelty photos. We didn’t get what he meant, and was pretty sure it would be a disappointment as was par for the tour that afternoon (outside of the sheep shearing!). We let the two Aussie ladies be the guinea pigs, and after hearing their giggles we took a look at the photo. There were two gems…one picture where it looks like one of you is the size of a hobbit, and the other found the One Ring making you disappear…

One Ring to Rule Them
All in all – It Was Something. Next Lord of the Rings encounter…we will definitely be dressing up and doing it right.